I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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