I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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