When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i've created a new STD.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
