Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I wish i was in the wii world.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...