i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine