Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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