We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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