She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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