They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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