You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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