We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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