How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i will never coherently bang her
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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