but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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