He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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