She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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