Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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