You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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