I like my sex mixed with concussions.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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