I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We had to coat check the pizza.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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