I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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