i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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