I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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