i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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