Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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