after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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