Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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