We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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