How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Shame - the story of my life.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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