is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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