if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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