I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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