we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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