Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.