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• (407): View more from Florida

  So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life

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• (+41): View more from Switzerland

  She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Rumble strips road head = magical

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.

  (1-506): View more from New Brunswick

  Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.

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• (869): View more from St.Kitts and Nevis-Carib

  I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory

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