are you so shy because you have an std?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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