That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Screwed.edu
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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