i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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