it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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