O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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