The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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