They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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