Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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