Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.