If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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