she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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