weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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