You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
