Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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