I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just gift wrapped bread.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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