would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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