stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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