who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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