Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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