i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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