Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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